Mountain Wings: How to install a Home Security System in the South

Hi All,

Some of you may find it surprising that I found this Mountain Wings funny.
I really think we should laugh at ourselves and find humor in things.
Though, I know at times it is difficult to do especially during the tough
times. Look below. Take care and I will do my best to write another Kdd
soon.
MountainWings A MountainWings Moment
#8205 Wings Over The Mountains of Life
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How To Install A Home Security System In The South
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.

"Cooter"

Forward this issue to a friend or send them the link below:
http://www.mountainwings.com/past/8205.htm

Note: I'm from the south. Jokes universally offend someone.
Lighten up, learn to laugh, even at yourself.

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