did say,
And no, I had nothing to drink today,
Was thinking about making "dinner" and "reading mail tonight?
So, it was a Freudian slip, alright?
I know, it has happened to you, and definitely to me,
Eating mail, would you like to see
Wouldn't that be an interesting appetizer at a party, if it, you did
serve?
That would take a lot of nerve,
To serve, an assignment you had written rather then garlic bread,
Then, a paper, your professor was supposed to have red? lol
It would be better, if you offered, Oysters or sardines to your guest,
For me, that would be as bad as paper to digest.
Certainly not at all like cheese and crackers and jumbo shrimp cocktail,
That is delicious, certainly better, then eating the mail,
But, really I wouldn't know I am just imagining this, how it would taste,
Much, paper, would really go to waste,
And if you were in our house, you wouldn't eat "for several weeks at a time,
And dinner, you may read online,
Or in a paperback book, on a stream ,Bookport,or Braille lite
Morning, noon or night.
If you were to eat mail here, you would starve, weeks would pass,
What a long fast! lol.
What do you think of all that?
You would lose lots of fat,
This could be a new Diet , a new entree
Can be eaten at anytime of day
Would not be easy to digest, like cold pizza and soda in the morning or
liver and Onions for lunch,
Paper, would be better to munch
Don't you think?, more then that ham and cheese?
Wasted would be more trees,
We already waste a ton, already, with the junk we all receive
In our snail mail box,
Think, paper, would taste better, then old dirty socks. Lol
If you were able to " read dinner", you would want smell vision. Smell
all your choices and options for you and your family,
Windows 2000,you would need, it would have to be
Smell vision software ,you would have to install
For all the entrees, if you want to get all,
You would have to make sure, your computer clock is in the correct time
zone,
Because, for breakfast, you may get a ice cream cone,
And for dinner you may get French toast ,
If it thinks you're on the east coast
And you are not,
If your settings are not set right, you can get a meal that is cold, when it
is supposed too be hot.
Make sure, you have a sound card too,
To hear, the food sizzle, and know , when it is through,
Be careful, not too burn it. this is not a game,
Maybe, there will be a flame ??
Don't place, your card, in the cd holder, it isn't for your coffee mug or
coffee cake,
If you did, it is a mistake,
Don't place your credit card there as well
It may get stuck, and then, you have to call dell,
Or Microsoft or gateway,
I am sure, it will not make your day
Enough of all this, I am silly indeed,
A Mindless Kdd you, just did read.
Darrell did eat dinner, had Lasagna not a dish in the crockpot,
And Mail, we did read tonight, there was a lot!
Our friend Marion was here, for over an hour, about 90 % of it was trash
in the garbage it went,
Made a huge dent,
In our pile for us, not for you,
Here is another ridiculous message that I just sent to you. lol
Well, I have written enough for one day, for awhile,
Hopefully, this made you laugh? Or at least made you smile ?
Take good care, alright,
And have a good night.
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