MountainWings: 13 Important Classes for Men lol

#9350 Wings Over The Mountains of Life
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13 Important Classes for Men
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Classes for men at the local learning center for adults.
Registration must be completed by November 15th.

Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their
contents, class size will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step-by-step, with
Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at
7:00 p.m.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday at 12:00 for 2
hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of
Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby
Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. (Note: this class
meets at Irish's Brew Pub on 16th Street)

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and
the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meetings are Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into
the Kitchen Sink? Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at
7:00 PM

Class 6: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in
the right places instead of turning the house upside down while
screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours

Class 7: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to
your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes Three nights; Monday, Wednesday,
Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 8: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life
Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 9: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she
parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 10: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother
and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing

Class 11: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation
Exercises, Meditation and Breathing techniques. Proper
techniques for holding her purse.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at
7:00 PM at the outlet mall food court.

Class 12: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering
Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling
When You're Going to be Late. (Sending Christmas cards will be
offered in an advanced course this Fall.) Cerebral Shock
Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 13: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be
determined.

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