Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:01 PM
Subject: A silly Poem about Jascinda!
(This KDD is about Jascinda, Jeff's guide dog, being a computer wizard and programmer. Very silly. The "patch" refers to Microsoft's April 2006 update that messed up a lot of web applications relying on ActiveX controls.)
Hi Guys,
Jeff, after, we got home, we have been listening to music Through
Darrell's computer. We are listening to our selection. The stuff
that was playing on ACB radio during your time slot was just not
cutting it.* that music is good for a sunday morning but not on a Friday night.*
Well, anyway, I saw your Msn status & the below poem I wrote.
I am very strange I know. lol.. I don't know what on earth
made me start writing about this.. its my mindless entertainment
for the evening. I hope this makes you laugh. Darrell & I were
in stitches on the floor. * hope, you find it just as humorous* Hope,
it brightened your day. I can write about just about anything!
lol.. take care, talk tomorrow, or today, saturday by the time you see
this. Jascinda poem below. Enjoy!
Jascinda says," she does notlike the patch"?
Oh, what a catch,
She is a computer wizard,
Likes smelly dirty old socks
Not chicken gizzards.
She can think at any place,
Her dog guide training,
Wasn't a waste.
She can think lying down,
She is a little princess
She should wear a crown.
She wears a new Bandana every day,
She knows, she is cute,
Hears, many say.
She uses her brain,
When walking in the rain,
Out in the sun,
& after, her duty is done.
She barks the commands,
Her master Jeff, understands
& gives him a helping hand,
Writing code,
& lightens the load,
With waggie tails,
& assist with tasks,
when, Jeff asks
Sometimes, she has a blank look on her snout,
Pretending she doesn't know what programming is about?
She says, who is Bill Gates?
I much rather, have dates,
With Douglas,
Who lives 2 hours from me
Or chew up everything I am not supposed to chew ,
You see!
I much rather do somersaults,
& other types of ,gym nast ics
But programs I am told to fix!
So, this patch is eve ill ,
It is a bitter pill,
Daddy is right,
Daddy tells Mommy, he needs benefits tonight. lol
Don't know what they are referring too,,
Yet, I know, what benefits me,
Eating Purina
Walking , playing & peeing on a tree.
Well, its 8;42 at night,
Can't tell time,
Yet, I know, it's not light.
We should go home,
If, Daddy doesn't hurry
I will scurry,
& run home,
I will roam,
I am smart, I know where home is,
After, all, I am a genius, a wiz.
Well, I have better things to do,
Like sleep & chew.
So, I will write more at a later date
I am great,
Don't you think, you should have this in the news ?
& tell all ,what I can do?
After your through?
Its your choice, you could write too,
If, you do neither, I will bite,
Just kidding,
Take care, have a good night.
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