Your morning thought for the day:
Some national parks have long waiting lists for
camping reservations. When you have to wait
a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
-- George Carlin
Are you a camper? Do you enjoy the great outdoors?
Jacquelyn is a city girl and you'll read about her first time
camping adventure. Meantime, let us know if it bring back any
memories of You vs. Nature.. or at least bears!
"BEARLY" MANAGING
by Jacquelyn Ligon
It was my first, and last, time I went camping.
My boyfriend, his brother and I headed to a campsite at Lake Tahoe.
We would be camping in a tent, on the ground, with no
electricity. The only modern convenience would be the bathroom and
shower facility at the campsite. Thank God for small favors.
As we turned into the campsite we were met by the local ranger.
He mentioned that the weather would be cold that night so be
prepared. Make sure to clean up when we leave. And most
importantly, keep the food locked up and away from the tents at night
because there had been bear sightings the past several days.
Bears? Did he say bears? I was not prepared for bears. Bears
have claws. Bears have teeth. Bears eat people.
Despite my objections we did not "turn around and high tail it
out of there." We drove around the site until we found the perfect
spot -- close to the bathroom. We unpacked and pitched our tents.
We then walked around and enjoyed the scenery. In no time, I had
forgotten about the bears and was at one with nature, or as close as
a city girl can get.
When it got darker, we prepared dinner and sat around the
campfire toasting marshmallows.
As we were sleeping that night I soon began to realize how
little I was prepared for camping. The ground was hard and my back
ached. Plus, my sleeping bag was too thin and I was freezing.
Camping was not all it was cracked up to be.
By 3am I had to go to the bathroom. However, I was afraid of
the dark (not a good thing to be when camping) so walking to the
bathroom by myself was out of the question. I decided to wake my
boyfriend and have him walk with me.
"Hey, I need to go to the bathroom," I said as I was shaking him.
"So go."
"I can't go by myself. I'm scared."
"It's 20 feet away you'll be fine." He pulled his sleeping back
tighter around him and rolled over. End of conversation.
OK, so I'll have to do this by myself. That's fine. I'm a
grown woman. I can handle this. I'll just grab the flashlight and
walk alone. In the dark. By myself. Did I mention alone?
Somehow I managed to put on my jacket. Good. Now all I have to
do is unzip the tent door and get my sneakers. I slowly open the
zipper (so as not to disturb his royal highness.) I reach my hand
out to get my sneakers and hear the unmistakable noise of a bear's
growl.
Grrrrrrrrrr.
I quickly pull back my hand, zip up the tent, and dive into my
sleeping bag as I wait for the inevitable. The bear is sure to
attack the tent. My last moments on Earth will be cold and
uncomfortable, next to a man who wouldn't know chivalry if it bit him
in the you know.
Lucky for me, the bear did not eat us. In fact, I didn't hear a
peep from him for the rest of the night.
Eventually I was able to fall back to sleep. At 6:30 in the
morning I awoke to an intense pain in my stomach. Now I REALLY had
to go to the bathroom.
By now day light had arrived and I had no fear about going to
the bathroom alone. As I later regaled the guys with my harrowing
escape from death as I was just inches away from the jaws of biggest
bear known to man, they just smiled.
To this day they insist it was probably just a raccoon or my
imagination getting the best of me.
But I know the truth. That bear better hope we don't meet again
because next time, I will be prepared.
-- Jacquelyn Ligon <myrealm23 at yahoo.com
DON'T HAVE A CLUE
by Frank P. Cotter
Kids today don't have a clue
Where to go or what to do
We knew full well when we were young
Where to go to have some fun
A shiny quarter could buy delight
The friends we had without a fight
The days we talked till after dark
The things we learned to make our mark
A mitt and ball would sure suffice
Ice cube trays with Kool-Aid ice
We played real hard with cuts and bruises
A comic book could sure amuse us
A spinning top was such a thrill
To ride our bikes down the steepest hills
A bag of marbles could calm for hours
Paper Mache to make Mom flowers
Worn sneakers with broken laces
Dirt and grime on our tanned faces
Empty pockets and tattered jeans
Lux in a Maytag could make things clean
You never knew the time of day
From dawn to dusk you'd run and play
You never questioned our parents reason
Summertime was our favorite season
Wonder bread with fried bologna
Wednesday night was macaroni
Those wonderful days that flew so fast
Those magical times will always last
-- Frank P. Cotter <fcotter at andromeda.rutgers.edu>
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