Nethugs Message: Signs, your too old for Trick or treating! lol

. You ask for high fiber candy only.
. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall
over.
. You get winded from knocking on the door.
. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
. You're the only Dragon Ball Z character in the neighborhood with a walker.
. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
. You ask to use the washroom every two houses.
. You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties.